swimming

swimming
1. (swimming) (1149↑, 127↓)
a way to stop from drowning

My boat sunk, so i started to swim

2. (swimming) (778↑, 138↓)
swimming a tiring sport. however statistics show that female swimmers have the most sexually active lifestyle. Go us\!

OMG i have have swimming in an hour\! and i dotn wanna go becuase im lazy\!

3. (swimming) (693↑, 116↓)
A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."

\swimming"Ew something smells like chlorine\!\!" \swimming"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."

4. (swimming) (836↑, 260↓)
best sport in the world
5. (SWIMMING) (637↑, 98↓)
The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.

If swimming were any easier it would be called football.

6. (swimming) (348↑, 34↓)
Swimming is life. The best sport for you. Swimming is the only sport that is good for everybody, no matter the age or physical activity: the only sport that does not put too much pressure on bones and joints (cycling comes close). The only risk of injury in swimming is some sort of tendinitis, like rotater cuff, or cutting hands and fingers on lane lines. Competitive swimming can get any person into shape, and give you ripped arms, legs, and abs. And we get all the girls. Swimming is the only sport that can force people out of a room because the cheering is too loud and intense, the only sport where guys in speedos is considered hot, and the only sport where the girls will actually jump into the pool after you win. Swimmers practice 12 months of the year, 5 or more days a week, and only take a break for christmas or vacation. We can swim miles in under 15 minutes, 25 yards in under 20 seconds, 50 or more yards without breathing, and beat anybody at a game of chicken in somebodies backyard pool.

Swimming is better than your sport\!

7. (swimming) (462↑, 157↓)
The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

Author: Adrian Skertchly http://swimming.urbanup.com/1231320
8. (swimming) (359↑, 74↓)
sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh\!)

about diving: throw yourself into it\! about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can\!

9. (swimming) (246↑, 37↓)
The sport of champions, makes you tired and wet just the way it should be

I went swimming at the state meet and one bragging rights for a year\!

10. (swimming) (302↑, 128↓)
a sport that gets you in shape but is in some cases extremely boring. many people prefer waterpolo. many dont see the point of swimming as hard as you can to one end of the pool, only to turn around and do it again. how ever many times you signed up to do it. swimmers always say they hate it. yet, when their friends ask why they still do it, they say they don't know.

'i HATE swimming. going to swim practice is like the LAST thing i want to do right now.' 'then don't go.' 'i have to.' 'why?' 'i dont know....'

Author: swimming sucks major butt http://swimming.urbanup.com/1080090
11. (Swimming) (201↑, 30↓)
Most physically and mentally demanding sport on the planet. If you disagree, you are obviously one of the many who aren't tough, determined or skilled enough to be a swimmer. Gives you massive shoulders + chest and a toned upper body. Great for your lungs and heart.

'Oh my god, who is that guy with the amazing body?' 'I dont know, but he is a swimmer for sure\!' 'The others look so weedy in comparison to him with thier narrow shoulders and lack of 6-pacs. Why doesnt everyone do swimming?' 'Because the training is so intense and demanding, most people would die after about 3 minutes\!'

12. (swimming) (208↑, 45↓)
A sport in which guys get to be in the same pool and rub them selves up against girls that are half-naked while the boys are wearing a piece of cloth that resemble panties

Wow Swimming is sexy.

Author: Bow down to santa http://swimming.urbanup.com/1521396
13. (swimming) (192↑, 43↓)
only the BEST sport known to mankind\! everyone on the planet should swim becasue then you wouldnt have to sit on your lazy ass and you will lose all of your baby fat\!

swimming kicks ass\! i just killed them\!

14. (swimming) (182↑, 45↓)
One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume. The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.

Runner: I feel so violated, what about you? Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself. Runner: I feel so violated.

15. (swimming) (142↑, 25↓)
A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.

Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all. Swimmer: Dude\! Ill mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming

Author: Billy 5631963219639123691 http://swimming.urbanup.com/1592795
16. (swimming) (130↑, 30↓)
Swimming is quite possibly the most demanding sport ever. If you're not up to such rigorous, demanding activity, you might as well just cheerlead or play football. It is also the most rewarding sport ever, though, because you don't need to run or lift weights to gain muscle mass. You can swim 50 yards in about 25 seconds or less. Swimming is a sport where all of the athletes are in amazing shape, and even if they have ugly faces, they will be desired by everyone else because of their superly hot bodies. Best sport ever.

"I'm soooo tired after my football practice. We had to do sooo many sprints." -Loser "I had to sprint for three miles without breathing in my swimming practice, and I could keep going\!" -Swimmer

Author: PIAAswimmer,fasho http://swimming.urbanup.com/2051530
17. (swimming) (99↑, 15↓)
First of all swimming has absolutly nothing to do with drugs. Swimming is a sport designed for people with out a life, or had a life untill they begun. Girls who swim often have pear shaped or hourglass figures, men who swim often are hot to an extremtly extreme level. Swimming is the best sport to tone your body, a 20 minute swim does as much for you as an hour run in terms of weight loss and body toning. it is also true that swimmers are the best at sex. Does that change your mind about it?

(Alarm Beeping) Oh dang i have to go swimming now\! (at school) walks in half an hour late, hair brush in one hand, piece of toast in the other. (other students) whaaa??

18. (swimming) (99↑, 21↓)
a sport thats for people who are cool that gets you in really good shape and makes you a beast

swimming made claeson a beast

Author: claesonsasexybeast http://swimming.urbanup.com/1716718
19. (swimming) (78↑, 13↓)
it is true that swimming is a hard sport. it is also true that swimming is boring and swimmers hate swimming. however, it is MOST DEFINITELY true that man swimmers are the hottest things alive (i.e.Micheal Phelps, Ryan Lochte, etc.), and THAT is why i swim. also it's a good way to challenge yourself. btw the rumors ARE true -swimmers (more women than men, in fact) are the most sexually active atheletes, due to great stamina and endorphins released into the brain while swimming. this is strange to me, seeing that swimmers have no lives, and in their free time they eat a bunch and then sleep. :)

swimmer: "man i'm tired" stupid person: "why's that?" swimmer: well, it's about 9:00 in the morning and i've had two 2-hour practices..." stupid person: "wowzer. who knew swimming took so much commitment..." swimmer: "i hate you."

20. (swimming) (140↑, 86↓)
BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD\!\!\!\! IT GETS SO YOU SO IN SHAPE ITS CRAZZZZZZZZY. EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS A MADRE, ITS STILL AMAZING AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR. being who think swimming is a wuss sport have some GINORMUS up their ASSSSSSSSS\! swim is FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FATASS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO DO A SPORT AS CHALLENGING AS SWIMMING.

hott guy: wow, look at that hottie over thier...shes crazy in shape...i kind of want ot mad sex with her. wow she MUST BE A SWIMMER\!

21. (Swimming) (60↑, 15↓)
The best sport ever. People say it's easy, but It's not. It is one of the hardest sports, do you know how many muscles you use? Most swimmers hate soccer, and they say 'If swimming were any easier, It would be called soccer' It's very hard and you have to push yourself to the max. Meets make you exhausted for the rest of the way.

"Practice was so hard today." "I know, those 200 flys were torture." "Every practice is torture, why do we even swim?" "Cause we love it\!" "Yeah, swimming amazing."

Author: AFeverNikkiCan'tSweatOut http://swimming.urbanup.com/4072659
22. (swimming) (70↑, 27↓)
Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim. Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.

Hey lets go swimming.

23. (swimming) (68↑, 45↓)
1a):A poor excuse to see hot half naked clad girls wet and tired. -Caveat- There are also fat chicks 2a):A sport that everyone says they love but at practice they contemplate suicidal thoughts. 3a):An aphrodesiac used for female adolescents.

1a): Dude u can see that girls nipples\! 1b): UGH\! 2a): I love swimming- Why did i come to practice today? 3a): I'm so tired after that 100 free, im gonna go have sex now

24. (Swimming) (26↑, 5↓)
The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.

Hey wanna hang out? No I have to go swimming

25. (swimming) (30↑, 15↓)
swimming makes me wet

wow, I just went swimming and that water was so wet\!

26. (swimming) (3↑, 0↓)
One of the most grueling and demanding sports in existance. Most swimmers get up at 5:00am for a morning practice, and then after school swim another few hours. In swimming, there are no substitutions, no time outs, and there is a lack of oxygen while swimming. Swimmers are some of the most attractive athletes out there; guys are tan and muscular, and girls are tan and thin. Swimmers usually have incredible upper body strength and can run and do sit ups to no end. Swimmers also spend most of their waking hours walking around 90% naked, and will defend the sport of swimming to no end.

Joe: Hey, do you want to go for a five mile run? Jake: Sure, do you think we should invite Jack? Joe: No way, he's swimming. He would probably whoop us anyway. He's a beast.

27. (Swimming) (6↑, 5↓)
1) A way to prevent yourself from drowning, at least until the shark gets you. 2) A sport that gets guys ripped, girls fit, and both tan, it's the sexiest sport around. In addition, it's really easy to use as a metaphor for sex. Downsides: looking great, having too many people want to screw you, too loud of a crowd, all the groupies... Real Downsides: If you're a guy, it looks almost as gay as water polo. Try not to get an erection the speedo doesn't really hide much, including how big you are... You have to be in the water by 5 a.m. during season. Like drowning, it takes a LOT of energy. If you don't use lotion, you will get sunburned until you get tanned, also you might have cancer. It damages your hair, which oddly enough makes it look thick and awesome and sunbleached for guys, but girls might not like what happens to them. Unless you lose yourself, it can be really really boring because you just go there and back again, the trick is losing yourself in other stuff, not thinking, or thinking about how the water feels and if your stroke can be improved. This is similar to what you do in other sports, which are after all basically moving from point to point; what matters in any sport is not what you're doing, it's how you do it. 3) One of the only two sports that get girls wet and half-naked.

1) \{Theme music from Jaws can be heard, a buoy bobs in center-field.\} \{enter head surrounded by white splashes\} "This is the second to last buoy\! One more and I can go home knowing I've strengthened my body and helped myself live a few more years," thinks the swimmer. \{Enter a grey fin cutting through the water behind the swimmer\} "I sense a disturbance in the Force\!" the shark metaphorically thinks, "I must devour the delicious seal and maintain the balance of nature\!" \{Chomp. Blood. Foam.\} "FUCK\!" screams the swimmer, "THE FUCKING SHARK BIT OFF MY LEGS\! FUCK YOU NATURE\!" \{drowns\} "Damn that seal tasted fucking disgusting, too much irony methinks." the shark thinks. 2) \{The setting is a pool surrounded by greyish concrete, inside is around a hundred swimmers, going back and forth, back and forth, mindlessly, while a coach sits there, bored but alert.\} "Damn this shit is getting old, it's all the same: back and forth, do those fucking flip turns at each end which gets water in my goggles and up my nose. Swerve into the lane-lines on backstroke, hit other people with butterfly, barely move with breaststroke, and be held back by the lazy assholes in front of me when I do freestyle," one thinks to himself, "But hey, look, I'm ripped and tan and I have pretty awesome hair \{admires self\}. And by Damn are those chicks hot, all tan and wet and... DAMN\!" 3) Go to a pool when people are swimming or playing water polo, as long as there are girls. Sit, watch, take pictures.

Author: Spencer Phillips http://swimming.urbanup.com/5799042
28. (swimming) (0↑, 0↓)
that thing you instinctively do before you drown

swimming will prevent you from drowning

29. (Swimming) (2↑, 6↓)
The act of watching [Adult Swim]

Man, I gotta quit swimming before I loose all sense of logic.

30. (Swimming) (1↑, 6↓)
What a jive fellow says when things are up to par.

How are you doing Goffter? Swimming bro. Same man. Chyeah boys

31. (Swimming) (0↑, 10↓)
drinking

Dude let's go swimming this weekend.

32. (swimming) (10↑, 30↓)
to get high

hey lets go swimming\!

33. (swimming) (2↑, 28↓)
The act of being in denial and not accepting the truth about oneself or the situation one is in; struggling with the truth.

"Denial" sounds similar to "The Nile" river so when someone is not accepting the truth you can use as referenced; Man I know he knows his bitch is fat. The brother is swimming hard.

34. (swimming) (7↑, 44↓)
another word for saying that you had sex with somebody

"how did your date go last night?" "oh me and bob ended up swimming\!"

35. (swimming) (3↑, 40↓)
A term used as a sexual inuendo - alone as [masturbation]. The addition of other terms alluding to swimming conexts should also be considered so as the swimming is a lewd and sexual act.

How'd you sprain your wrist? Swimming, you say... Yeah he's propper Welsh - swims with sheep and everything... Hah, he uses flotation devises to keep him up when swimming\! I guess it's not as bad as needing preformance enhancing drugs to keep going... She was my first swimming insructor.. What do you mean she teaches kids?\!\! etc. etc.

36. (Swimming) (2↑, 40↓)
A word used to describe getting or being high or stoned from marijuana

Steve: Hey Jack, have you been swimming today? Jack: Nah man, I don't do that anymore. Steve: Why not? Jack: Cuz I almost drowned once.

Author: Steve (to the "O") James http://swimming.urbanup.com/3052746
37. (swimming) (1↑, 39↓)
short for the sun was in my eyes when referring to the way a person looks when you first see them

yo dude check out that chick in the car next to us. dude man i think you were swimming because she is a bug.

38. (swimming) (11↑, 49↓)
1.) The physical act of getting "[high]" by smoking or otherwise ingesting any or all portions of the [marijuana] or "[weed]"plant. Often associated with the slang term 'purple hippo'. 2.) The act of submerging or surrounding most or all of one's body underwater. Bodily sensation feels as if one is able to float in midair.

1.) God: "Hey...we should totally go swimming. Right. Now." 2.) Little Johnny: "But Principal Andrews\! All the cool kids have been swimming all day and I don't know how\!" Principal Andrews: "Oh Johnny boy, don't you worry\! I'll teach you how to go swimming like the teachers do and you can be just as cool as everybody else at school\! You'll even be able to teach other kids to be cool like you\!"

39. (swimming) (4↑, 42↓)
A slang term used as smoking marijuana (cannabis). Often times can be linked by using: - Water = Marijuana - Swimsuit = Pipe - Wet - Being high

Hey do you want to go swimming afterschool? I'll bring the water and my swimsuit\!

40. (Swimming) (14↑, 52↓)
1. Getting really drunk; hammered, plastered, smashed.

I went swimming with my friends last night.

Author: Carlos R. Gomez V. http://swimming.urbanup.com/674516
41. (swimming) (7↑, 47↓)
Getting high, also see [skinny dipping], getting high naked

I went swimming last night, boy are my lungs tired.

42. (swimming) (6↑, 46↓)
used when you want to sniff cocaine or hve already sniffed.

you guys wanna go swimming,ets go for a swim, lets go swimming etc.

43. (swimming) (10↑, 55↓)
code word for being stoned

"Are you swimming Briana?" "Fu*k ya i am"

44. (swimming) (5↑, 53↓)
vrb: to engage in lesbian sex.

me and my ex spent a lot of time swimming

45. (swimming) (4↑, 61↓)
going to a club pool under the alias of going swimming but really only swimming for a short time only to then go shower together

lets go swimming\! mom, dad, katie and i are going swimming

46. (swimming) (9↑, 119↓)
swimming is gay. lets leave it at that

if football was any easier it would be called swimming

47. (Swimming) (13↑, 134↓)
swimming might actually be the worst activity known to mankind. swimming can take a normal human being and turn them into a shallow, self centered, arrogant, cocky freakshow. this normally occurs in males. while swimmers might be the most sexually active, its usally male on male when it comes to the type of guy it takes to put a size 24 speedo on. for the girls, rock on - however you have man shoulders and should never wear skirts in the winter to expose those wildebeast legs.

male non-swimmer: hey, that kid looks like he stuffed his 2 inch peen into that size 24 banana hammock and thinks he looks cool. swimmer: wait ... that isnt cool? i was kinda thinking about running up and smacking that fine ass. swimming is the besssst.

48. (swimming) (10↑, 218↓)
A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires no work at all. Swimming is an excuse for a sport and does not require much more than physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least ona high school level. Certain college and adult level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its lack of real "sport" characteristic. If one wishes to expand one's physical abilties, one would be better pursuing anything else (i.e. basketball, football, wrestling, soccer)

Actual Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all. Swimmer: (whispering) Okay, don't tell anybody this, but swimming doesn't actually make me an athlete\! I just say that to make friends and feel good about myself. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone\!

Related: swim, pool, water, olympics, michael phelps, phelps, swimmer, sex, michael, ocean, skinny dipping, water polo, sports, diving, speedo, naked, summer, beach, fish, gold, weed, cool, fun, penis, running, swam, awesome, backstroke, sport, amazing, bikini, fat, gay, girl, high, lake, marijuana, surfing, baseball, beast
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Нужно сделать НИР?
Synonyms:
/ ,


Look at other dictionaries:

  • Swimming — is the movement by humans or animals through water, usually without artificial assistance. Swimming is an activity that can be both useful and recreational. Its primary uses are bathing, cooling, travel, fishing, escape, and sport. Animals with… …   Wikipedia

  • Swimming — Swim ming, a. 1. That swims; capable of swimming; adapted to, or used in, swimming; as, a swimming bird; a swimming motion. [1913 Webster] 2. Suffused with moisture; as, swimming eyes. [1913 Webster] {Swimming bell} (Zo[ o]l.), a nectocalyx. See… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • swimming — prp. of SWIM (Cf. swim) (v.). Swimming hole is from 1867; swimming pool is from 1899 …   Etymology dictionary

  • swimming — swimming1 [swim′iŋ] n. the act, practice, sport, etc. of a person or animal that swims adj. 1. that swims 2. of, for, or used in swimming 3. flooded or overflowing with or as with water [swimming eyes] swimming2 [swim′iŋ] n. [see …   English World dictionary

  • Swimming — Swim ming, a. [From {Swim} to be dizzy.] Being in a state of vertigo or dizziness; as, a swimming brain. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Swimming — Swim ming, n. Vertigo; dizziness; as, a swimming in the head. Dryden. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Swimming — Swim ming, n. The act of one who swims. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • swimming — adj *giddy, dizzy, vertiginous, dazzled Analogous words: reeling, whirling, tottering (see REEL): swaying, wavering, fluctuating (see SWING) …   New Dictionary of Synonyms

  • swimming — swimmingness, n. /swim ing/, n. 1. the act of a person or thing that swims. 2. the skill or technique of a person who swims. 3. the sport of swimming. adj. 4. pertaining to, characterized by, or capable of swimming. 5. used in or for swimming:… …   Universalium

  • Swimming — Thomas Eakins, 1885 Öl auf Leinwand, 69,5 cm × 92,4 cm Amon Carter Museum Swimming (oder Swimming Hole) ist ein Ölgemälde von Thomas Eakins …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • swimming —    Despite the British weather, swimming is a popular leisure activity enjoyed by people of all ages, backgrounds and cultures. This popularity is maintained by the relatively low cost to participants and the numerous swimming pools throughout… …   Encyclopedia of contemporary British culture

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”